do sweaters have movie rights?

today i was going to blog about resurrecting a UFO from the knitting basket graveyard... but since it is that time of year, i think its more accurate to compare it to a television show.

(cue flashback music)
Last season on "St Moritz":
A difficult sweater was chosen as her entry into the Knitting Olympics. Striving to push the boundaries of her knitting world, she splurged on the Dale of Norway kit and eagerly swatched. With weather, roadtrips, and help from internet-friends she made good time.
(music slows down)
But despite the best intentions, the challenge is not completed. Vowing to finish in a timely manner, she kept plugging along. Body and sleeves were completed, and scissors poised to steek...
(switch to dramatic cliffhanger music)
... In the dramatic season finale she cut open the neck of the sweater, sealing its fate for eternity. At the same time, she realized her near fatal mistake. Will one knitter's hubris doom St Moritz to sweater purgatory?! Will she overcome this tragedy and design the shawl collar of her dreams?
(flash teaser shot of scenes from this season)

Tune in next week for the season premier of... St Moritz! only on KBC, Knitters Broadcasting Network.